I need a book cover, and I need it by the end of the month. I need the agents and editors at the conference I’m attending to take one look at my cover, talk to me for five minutes, and think: “Wow. This girl really has her sh*t together. I want to help her succeed.”ContinueContinue reading “Book Cover Design Hell: Will I Make it Out of this Alive?”
Author Archives: Ruby Walker
5 Paintings of Achilles Lamenting Patroclus’ Death, Ranked In Order Of Gayness
In honor of Pride Month 2018… I consider this two days PTSOA, or post- The Song of Achilles, which has made living my real life difficult in its wake. The only way it could possibly be improved is if it were some sort of… Very historically inaccurate lesbian re-imagining. That would truly knock my socksContinueContinue reading “5 Paintings of Achilles Lamenting Patroclus’ Death, Ranked In Order Of Gayness”
Exciting News!
I will be attending the 2018 Austin Agents and Editors Conference! I’m so excited, but I also have so much to prepare for. Who knew making business cards look nice would be so dang hard? The conference is June 29th to July 1st.
5 Steps to Getting Over Yourself and Finally Making a Twitter
Nobody else I know has this problem, but I hate social media. I hate it in the way some people have taught themselves to hate gambling or drugs.
Ruby Walker 